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Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Clown God

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

When clowns are hunting.

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Only Clowns

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Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

"There's something very funny about those two!"

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

Barnyard humor.

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'

'It's lonely at the big top.'