Holy Tomfooler Pillows

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Clown God

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

The Jerry Scarer

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

'Man, I'm bombing,'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Excommunicate Me.

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

'Whoops!'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

Monk Crossword

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

A leap of faith.

Bible Weights

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

"I'll need a volunteer from the audience."

'Meet the Easter Bunny.'

"Apparently you should have kept your Facebook private."

"Can't you do something productive instead of sitting around 364 days of the year?"

"Who ate all the pieties?"

"I think I'm picking up a 'holier than thou' vibe here."

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

Can Jesus come out and pray?

"December 19, 1960 - North Pole: An innocent water balloon fight turns tragic as temperatures dip below freezing." "Holy Toledo."

Hoaxer James Bennett (NY Herald Editor) as 'The Funny Little Boy in Trouble'

"The Pope said nope!"