Holy Tomfooler Prints

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Clown God

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

The Jerry Scarer

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'Man, I'm bombing,'

Excommunicate Me.

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

'Whoops!'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Monk Crossword

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

A leap of faith.

Bible Weights

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

"I'll need a volunteer from the audience."

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

"I think I'm picking up a 'holier than thou' vibe here."

"Can't you do something productive instead of sitting around 364 days of the year?"

"Apparently you should have kept your Facebook private."

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

Hoaxer James Bennett (NY Herald Editor) as 'The Funny Little Boy in Trouble'

"December 19, 1960 - North Pole: An innocent water balloon fight turns tragic as temperatures dip below freezing." "Holy Toledo."

Megadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'

"The Pope said nope!"