Festive Foolers Prints

'Hey, baby-pucker up!...Come over here and give Santa a big ol'smoocheroo!'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

That one has all the batteries!

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Violin family at Christmas

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Snowman carrot substitute.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

'You know when kids are good or bad? Are you with NSA?'

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

'They think I can walk on water.'

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

"Huge, big thank you, Santa, for recording the office holiday greeting."