Clowning Aficionado Pillows

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

"Actually I'm a miserable bugger, I'm just having a day off"

"Don't blame me, Ref, the boss told us the fans wanted more entertaining football."

"I hate these messy custardy battles."

Fun at the Office #1,257: EXECUTIVE STAFF MEETING

Stiltwalker's shoes.

He Never Saw It Coming

Wiener Dog Balloon Animal.

This company has enough clowns.

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

Wit's end.

The audience laughs mostly when I talk about my stock investments....

"There's something we need to talk about."

"Don't think of it as a popped animal balloon, kids. It could be a potentially valuable balloon animal pelt on the black market."

Balloon animal at the vet's...

"Is he allergic to latex?"

British and EU Clowns

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."

'Terrible news, boys! - it passed it's MOT'.

Clown getting out of car.

Information 1, 2, 3

'You may as well start crying on the outside, because you're certainly not laughing on the inside.'

'My wife is expecting. I need the smallest car you have.'

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

Ex Circus Clown Down On His Luck. Please Give.

Ask for our special showbusiness lunch!

Circus. Clown Dept. You realize, of course, you'll have to share the company car.

"Honestly, I can't even remember who this bozo is."

"Do you have this in a big-and-floppy?"

"Let's start you off with the clowns, and then maybe you can work your way up to trapeze."

"Je préférais encore le gorille."

Senseless clowning around

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish