Foosball Enthusiast Pillows

Two chefs playing foosball using rotisserie chickens.

"Hey! Laywer! These things keep flipping on their own!"

"There's always a prima donna."

Punt Cake

Bears

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Egyptian Football

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Fido and Fifi

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Big Football

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

Wilfried Zaha

Football Crazy.

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

Fan-Centric Stadium

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

End of football season - UK

Violinist welcomed by cats

"Yes, you'll probably need to go to an elite university if you want to be able to play foosball at work."

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

Edinson Cavani