Foosball Pillows

'Apparently it has anti-cheating software installed.'

"You can always tell which guys aren't trapped in long-term contracts."

Foosball game with real life players.

Two chefs playing foosball using rotisserie chickens.

"We've made some adjustments for social distancing."

"Yes, you'll probably need to go to an elite university if you want to be able to play foosball at work."

Gender Rivalry

'Hey, Mike. Come here a minute.'

'Better get used to player rotation!'

"There's always a prima donna."

"There's always a prima donna."

"Hey! Laywer! These things keep flipping on their own!"

Two robots are playing table football.

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?"

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

'It's great that you made your own salad, dear, but those aren't croutons, they're dog kibbles.'

'Irwin! Get your elbow up!...Good! Now twirl the bat, lift your foot up, put one hand on top of your helmet, stick out your tongue and hop like a rabbit.'

'I think we'll have to call the fire brigade again.'

'The special today is scraps.'

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

I'm with stupid.

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

(Can't) Count Dracula.

'Now say cheese,no,not YOU!'

'Can you recommend something pronounceable?'

Man is preparing pizza by the slice.

'More Christmas anyone?'