Foosball Fanatics Pillows

Playing Fetch.

I like the Jets...I guess

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

The best goalie in the world!

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

'Tired of fetching?'

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

Futsal

David and Goliath.

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

Fan-Centric Stadium

Wilfried Zaha

Football Crazy.

'He's one of the drawbacks.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

The conversion.