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Foosball, 2020 version.

Playing Fetch.

I like the Jets...I guess

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

The best goalie in the world!

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

'Tired of fetching?'

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

David and Goliath.

Futsal

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Football Crazy.

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

Fan-Centric Stadium

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

'He's one of the drawbacks.'

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'