Office Foosball Enthusiast Pillows

"Yes, you'll probably need to go to an elite university if you want to be able to play foosball at work."

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'If executive bonuses are outlawed, only outlaws will have bonuses.'

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Office Competitions

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

"Got your e-mail and the answer is yes, I can pass you the stapler."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

'In case the guys organize a game.'

'Well, that's a helluva great business plan... What have you done before you founded a management consultancy, Mr... umh... Smith?'

'Have a great day, but not at my expense.'

Out and In.

Two robots are playing table football.

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

"He seized the day again. Now how do we get it back?"

Slam Dunking the Outtray

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

"Your being on the company softball team gives me the opportunity to trade you."

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

Toilet Tissue Typist.

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

Working from home.

'If looks could sue, eh, Walt?'

Play Ball!

'Better get used to player rotation!'

It was like he could read my mind.

"Before we start. Can I empower you to pour the coffee?"