Office Foosball Enthusiast Mugs

"Yes, you'll probably need to go to an elite university if you want to be able to play foosball at work."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'If executive bonuses are outlawed, only outlaws will have bonuses.'

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

Office Competitions

"Got your e-mail and the answer is yes, I can pass you the stapler."

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

'In case the guys organize a game.'

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

'Have a great day, but not at my expense.'

Two robots are playing table football.

"He seized the day again. Now how do we get it back?"

Slam Dunking the Outtray

'Well, that's a helluva great business plan... What have you done before you founded a management consultancy, Mr... umh... Smith?'

Out and In.

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

"Your being on the company softball team gives me the opportunity to trade you."

Working from home.

'If looks could sue, eh, Walt?'

'Better get used to player rotation!'

Play Ball!

Toilet Tissue Typist.

It was like he could read my mind.

"Before we start. Can I empower you to pour the coffee?"

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"