Hokey-pokey Aficionado Gifts

'This is just a routine, sir - step out of the car and do the hokey-pokey.'

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

Odd Spas

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''

Creative Stinking 101 - 'Stinking outside the Sox.'

"Well, the president of the ethics committee is in jail and his deputy is binge drinking with three prostitutes. Do you want to leave a message?"

Gobbledygookologist

"I did the hocus pocus and I turned myself around."

Ask a Silly Question, Get A Silly Answer

"I put my right foot in, I put my right foot out, I did the hokey pokey and I threw my back out!"

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

Menswear shop.

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."

Sock monkey reading magazine about sock

'Ugh, why did I ever get these tattoos?'

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

"Come out! We know you're in there!" "Wait... this is a painted rock! That rascal gave us the slip again!"

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

Country mansion full of dogs.

Rudy, you seem like someone who enjoys his free time. You've got many hobbies. Wouldn't you like some more time to pursue your personal interests? Stop. Are you reading from a management manual? A terrific solution may be to cut back your work hours. I told you to stop.

Married to a Honky-Tonk Man: 'Hey! Hey! Mama! Can yer daddy come home!

"Sometimes I unwind too fast, and it makes me a little dizzy."

'The Sock Exchange'

"You take your left foot out and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about/"

Yes, I'm very fond of falconry. What of it?

"C'mon - it's not like I'm argyle!"

"I had to change the recipe. The guy I'm dating is eye of newt intolerant."

Amoeba Meal

"Your blood pressure is normal, but I don't like the length of that life-line."

'I just sold 50 gallons of blood to buy new hunting equipment. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going home to pass out.'