Hokey-pokey Aficionado Gifts

'This is just a routine, sir - step out of the car and do the hokey-pokey.'

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

Odd Spas

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''

"Well, the president of the ethics committee is in jail and his deputy is binge drinking with three prostitutes. Do you want to leave a message?"

Gobbledygookologist

"I put my right foot in, I put my right foot out, I did the hokey pokey and I threw my back out!"

Ask a Silly Question, Get A Silly Answer

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

Menswear shop.

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

'Ugh, why did I ever get these tattoos?'

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

Country mansion full of dogs.

Married to a Honky-Tonk Man: 'Hey! Hey! Mama! Can yer daddy come home!

"Sometimes I unwind too fast, and it makes me a little dizzy."

'The Sock Exchange'

Amoeba Meal

Yes, I'm very fond of falconry. What of it?

"You take your left foot out and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about/"

"C'mon - it's not like I'm argyle!"

"I had to change the recipe. The guy I'm dating is eye of newt intolerant."

"Your blood pressure is normal, but I don't like the length of that life-line."

'Looks like some game animals were playing here.'

Naked bowling in the living room