Hokey Pokey Dancer Gifts

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

Shake it all about sign on desk

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"The club scene is really changing."

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

The Stripper

"You've got night fever."

Disco Dancing

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

The Hidden World of Desks

"It's his creative time."

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

'This is just a routine, sir - step out of the car and do the hokey-pokey.'

'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''

The Third Day of Christmas

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

Footsteps Dance Club, on desk are In tray, Out tray, Shake it All About tray

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

"I put my right foot in, I put my right foot out, I did the hokey pokey and I threw my back out!"

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

Ginger was born to dance.

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.