Hokey Pokey Enthusiast Gifts

Where the hokey pokey went wrong.

"You take your left foot out and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about/"

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Football Crazy strip six

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

East End Maps.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

"She gets her musical ability from me."

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

'This is just a routine, sir - step out of the car and do the hokey-pokey.'

'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"Something pickled this way comes!"

Gobbledygookologist

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

"I put my right foot in, I put my right foot out, I did the hokey pokey and I threw my back out!"

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

'No, no, I'm not the CEO! Dad id the CEO.'

Circus News

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

East End Maternity Hospital - "It's a barrow boy."

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

"Thanks goodness, I thought she was pregnant?"

'You always get one!'

'Don't mind Ken, he's a bit shy around new people.'

Terrainspotters.