Eggnog Enthusiast Gifts

Eggnog

Chicken: 'And then I began to get hooked on eggnog.'

'I think we should recognize the real reason for the season.'

"Are you the ghost of past, present or Christmas yet to come?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

A trevor of trainspotters

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

WHACK!

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Egg Buggy

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train