Eggnog Gifts

Eggnog

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'Frankendumpty'

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

The Lost Tribe

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'The escargots are underdone.'

'Hey, Lori! Take a look at Mr. Geckler's EKG!'

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

I'm not sharing top billing with you on my radio hour. I created it. I am the vision, the reason people tune in, but I'm not a tyrant. I agree you should get your name in the show's title. The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour graciously allows a pervert to make occasional comments. Speak, pervert. Bite me, Tyrant.

'Your cholesterol is off the chart. . . Better cut down on the bacon.'

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

Farm Fresh Egg Nog.

Santa never made it as a pirate: 'Yo ho ho! And a bottle of egg nog!'

"And you sign here..here...and here.."

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

'It appears the God complex doesn't carry over to the golf links.'

Today's Special: Escargot Appetizer

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.

Theoresentful

Easter egg yoga

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

"I'm bound to win the award for "Most supportive of fellow industry members" unless some other !�%&*) gets there first

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

'When you think of it,an egg a day is pretty cheap for room and board.'

Who wants spiked eggnog.