Eggnog Pillows

Eggnog

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'Frankendumpty'

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

The Lost Tribe

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'

'The escargots are underdone.'

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

"And you sign here..here...and here.."

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

Easter egg yoga

'It appears the God complex doesn't carry over to the golf links.'

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.

Today's Special: Escargot Appetizer

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

"I'm bound to win the award for "Most supportive of fellow industry members" unless some other !�%&*) gets there first

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

'When you think of it,an egg a day is pretty cheap for room and board.'

'Nutcrackers! I take it this is the first time you've had snails, sir?'

'Isn't being self-centred a disability?'