Eggnog Connoisseur Pillows

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Trail mix?"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'Man...You age great!'

Baking

"Scotch and water musick."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Toast: the high energy food

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Redhead

'Fried chickens.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"What'll ya have?"

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

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