Eggnog Connoisseur Prints

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Trail mix?"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Man...You age great!'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Toast: the high energy food

"Scotch and water musick."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Baking

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Redhead

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Fried chickens.'

"What'll ya have?"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Next Round Indicator

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'Prepare to meet your maker!'