Keg Connoisseur Pillows

Beer Keg Babies

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'No ice.'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Join me in a Martini?

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Man...You age great!'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Scotch and water musick."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Fried chickens.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Redhead

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Malty tasking.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"What'll ya have?"

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

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4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes