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Beer Keg Babies

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Scotch and water musick."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Man...You age great!'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Redhead

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Fried chickens.'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

Next Round Indicator

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"What'll ya have?"

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'Malty tasking.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer