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"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Party Animals.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Green Balloon

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Canape?

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"We used to entertain a great deal."

'Malty tasking.'