Pub Party Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Yes Fred, I'd love to come for a quiet pint with you. And probably stay on for 6 noisy ones!'

Party Animals.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

City Boy.

"I think we may be related!"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Best Before 5th Pint.

Canape?

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Green Balloon

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'I know it's gassy...'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

The Streets - Night

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

Men's fragrances...

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'You can't come in here with that.'