Pub Party Enthusiast Prints

'Yes Fred, I'd love to come for a quiet pint with you. And probably stay on for 6 noisy ones!'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Party Animals.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Canape?

Green Balloon

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

City Boy.

"I think we may be related!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I know it's gassy...'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

All dressed up and no place to go

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'