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"I can't serve you - you're under 18..."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Best Before 5th Pint.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

City Boy.

"I think we may be related!"

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Professional woman in pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

His & hers towels.

"You lack spontaniety."

Drunken singers in a public house

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"Your shout!"

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Pint

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"