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"I can't serve you - you're under 18..."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Best Before 5th Pint.

City Boy.

"I think we may be related!"

'I know it's gassy...'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Professional woman in pub

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

His & hers towels.

"You lack spontaniety."

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Pint

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

The Reaper's Arms

"Your shout!"