Keg Party Aficionado Gifts

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Party Animals.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Green Balloon

Canape?

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

All dressed up and no place to go

A man looks up at the earth

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"