Techie Egg Enthusiast Gifts

Battery Farms

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

WHACK!

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Posh Easter Egg

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

"Then add one extra large egg..."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

Egg Buggy

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."