Easter Egg Enthusiast Gifts

'As your financial adviser, I see nothing wrong with putting all of your eggs in one basket.'

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"Your mother is becoming more and more incomprehensible to me."

'It's not the thought that counts, it's the size of the egg.'

Easter Bunny Lays an Egg.

Easter Eggs.

"Let my people go."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Happy Easter

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

WHACK!

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Posh Easter Egg

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

Egg Buggy

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.