Nest Egg Enthusiasts Gifts

"I calculate that at the rate you're putting money away, you should be able to retire comfortably in 85 to 90 years."

'I need a bigger nest egg.'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

WHACK!

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Posh Easter Egg

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Egg Buggy

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.