Easter Egg Enthusiasts Gifts

'The Easter bunny doesn't come down the chimney. He hides his eggs in the backyard.'

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

The Easter Bunny painting a polar bear

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Happy Easter

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

WHACK!

Posh Easter Egg

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Egg Buggy

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

Missing Easter Egg

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'I get that reaction a lot.'

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

Easter Ham Free.