Easter Egg Hunters Gifts

"When you're ready, please try to identify who it is that you think you saw in your home in the early hours of last Easter."

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

"Nous approchons de l'ile de paques, capitaine!"

Baby rabbit came out of Easter egg.

It's not easy being the Easter Bunny.

An Unexpected Guest.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Easter Egg Delivery

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

Missing Easter Egg

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

"These Earthlings taste awful!"

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

Pope Benedict at Easter

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'Remember, hop softly and carry a big carrot stick.'

Happy Easter!

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

Easter Rabid

"Your mother is becoming more and more incomprehensible to me."

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

"Break an Egg!"

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'