Easter Egg Hunt Enthusiast Gifts

'Wait Pearl. I found your Easter Bunny.'

'You should not steal the eggs from the hens because god sees everything!'

An Unexpected Guest.

Happy Easter

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Posh Easter Egg

Easter Egg Delivery

Missing Easter Egg

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Easter Ham Free.

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

Easter Bonnet

Jesus and the Peeps

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

Easter Bunny!

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

Easter bunny Island.

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

Add to Basket?

"These Earthlings taste awful!"

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

Dog frightened by Giant Bunny

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'