Egg Hunt Enthusiast Gifts

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

"You've got to stop bringing your work home."

"Santa has his sleigh. I have to hippity-hop to my deliveries!"

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

An Unexpected Guest.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

WHACK!

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Posh Easter Egg

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Easter Egg Delivery

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

Egg Buggy

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."