Egg Hunts Gifts

"I guess the Easter Bunny has been affected by the egg shortage too! I only got one egg in my basket this year!"

Easter Egg Delivery

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

An Unexpected Guest.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Missing Easter Egg

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

The Fault of the Fowl

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

"These Earthlings taste awful!"

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

Easter Rabid

Hoppety Hop

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

Pope Benedict at Easter

Fast food

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

'Remember, hop softly and carry a big carrot stick.'

Happy Easter!

Anti-litter by-law in effect

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

"Break an Egg!"