Egg Hunting Gifts

"It's a fine for littering. You can't keep leaving these around."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"That was easy. My Easter Bunny app has an egg-seeking GPS."

Hoppy Easter

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

'I always tweak my back during these Dinosaur Easter Egg hunts.'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

An Unexpected Guest.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

WHACK!

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Easter Egg Delivery

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Egg Buggy

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Missing Easter Egg

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'