Egg Hunting Gifts

"It's a fine for littering. You can't keep leaving these around."

As a child, St. Anthony's gift of finding things wasn't appreciated.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"That was easy. My Easter Bunny app has an egg-seeking GPS."

Hoppy Easter

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

'I always tweak my back during these Dinosaur Easter Egg hunts.'

The Easter Bunny in his Easter Egg Trophy Room.

Easter Bunny Nursery

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

An Unexpected Guest.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

WHACK!

Easter Egg Delivery

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

Missing Easter Egg

Egg Buggy

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.