Egg Hunt Enthusiasts Gifts

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

An Unexpected Guest.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Superstock'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

WHACK!

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Posh Easter Egg

Easter Egg Delivery

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

Egg Buggy

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Missing Easter Egg

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'