Egg Hunt Enthusiasts Gifts

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

An Unexpected Guest.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

WHACK!

Easter Egg Delivery

Posh Easter Egg

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

Egg Buggy

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Missing Easter Egg

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'