Egg Hunts Pillows

"I guess the Easter Bunny has been affected by the egg shortage too! I only got one egg in my basket this year!"

Easter Egg Delivery

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

An Unexpected Guest.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Missing Easter Egg

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

The Fault of the Fowl

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

"These Earthlings taste awful!"

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

Hoppety Hop

Pope Benedict at Easter

Easter Rabid

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

Happy Easter!

Fast food

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

Anti-litter by-law in effect

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

"Break an Egg!"

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'