Easter Egg Hunting Pillows

'No fair! - Emily's finding Easter eggs with a GPS!'

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

An Unexpected Guest.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Easter Egg Delivery

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Missing Easter Egg

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

"These Earthlings taste awful!"

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

Pope Benedict at Easter

Anti-litter by-law in effect

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

'Remember, hop softly and carry a big carrot stick.'

Happy Easter!

Easter Rabid

"Your mother is becoming more and more incomprehensible to me."

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

"Break an Egg!"

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

'Happy Easter.'

"My name is bunny, and I'm a chocoholic."