Easter Egg Hunt Enthusiast Pillows

'Wait Pearl. I found your Easter Bunny.'

'You should not steal the eggs from the hens because god sees everything!'

An Unexpected Guest.

Happy Easter

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Easter Egg Delivery

Posh Easter Egg

Missing Easter Egg

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

Easter Bonnet

Easter Bunny!

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

Jesus and the Peeps

Easter bunny Island.

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Dog frightened by Giant Bunny

"These Earthlings taste awful!"

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

Add to Basket?

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

"I want to report a mugging."

'You didn't really look up Easter Island, did you, Richard?'