Egg Hunter Extraordinaire Gifts

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

An Unexpected Guest.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

WHACK!

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Posh Easter Egg

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Easter Egg Delivery

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Egg Buggy

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Missing Easter Egg

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."