Eggstraordinary Egg Hunters Gifts

"So team, it's Easter tomorrow: we need to be up early to find the eggs in the garden before the kids..."

An Unexpected Guest.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Easter Egg Delivery

Missing Easter Egg

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

"These Earthlings taste awful!"

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

Pope Benedict at Easter

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

Hoppety Hop

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

Chef chasing an egg.

'Remember, hop softly and carry a big carrot stick.'

Happy Easter!

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

Easter Rabid

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

"Break an Egg!"

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

'Well, well, well. . . I see you've hidden several thousand eggs in an offshore basket. . .'

"When you're ready, please try to identify who it is that you think you saw in your home in the early hours of last Easter."

'Happy Easter.'

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

"My name is bunny, and I'm a chocoholic."