Egg Hunt Champion Gifts

Seriously, where are all the @#$% eggs? The rest of the year with the Easter Bunny.

'I always tweak my back during these Dinosaur Easter Egg hunts.'

The Easter Bunny in his Easter Egg Trophy Room.

Hoppety Hop

Easter Hare

Humpty Dumpty

An Unexpected Guest.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Superstock'

WHACK!

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Easter Egg Delivery

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

Egg Buggy

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Missing Easter Egg

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'