Egg Hunt Champion T-Shirts

'I always tweak my back during these Dinosaur Easter Egg hunts.'

Hoppety Hop

Easter Hare

Humpty Dumpty

An Unexpected Guest.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Superstock'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

WHACK!

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Easter Egg Delivery

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Egg Buggy

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Missing Easter Egg

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'