Festive Egg Hunter Gifts

A child hunting for Easter eggs finds alien eggs instead.

An Unexpected Guest.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Easter Egg Delivery

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

Missing Easter Egg

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

"These Earthlings taste awful!"

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

Anti-litter by-law in effect

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

Pope Benedict at Easter

Hoppety Hop

'Remember, hop softly and carry a big carrot stick.'

Happy Easter!

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

Easter Rabid

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

"Break an Egg!"

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

"When you're ready, please try to identify who it is that you think you saw in your home in the early hours of last Easter."

'Happy Easter.'

"My name is bunny, and I'm a chocoholic."