Egg Hunter Extraordinaire Pillows

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

An Unexpected Guest.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

WHACK!

Posh Easter Egg

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Easter Egg Delivery

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

Egg Buggy

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Missing Easter Egg

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'