Easter Egg Hunter Extraordinaire Gifts

"Just hit 'Find my Easter Egg.'"

An Unexpected Guest.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Easter Egg Delivery

Posh Easter Egg

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

Missing Easter Egg

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

"These Earthlings taste awful!"

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

'Remember, hop softly and carry a big carrot stick.'

Happy Easter!

Easter Rabid

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

"They suspect something."

"Your mother is becoming more and more incomprehensible to me."

'I'm dyeing!'

"Break an Egg!"

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

'Just look at me, doc. I'm a hard-boiled, multi-colored freak... a real basket case.'