Easter Egg Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'The Easter bunny doesn't come down the chimney. He hides his eggs in the backyard.'

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Happy Easter

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Superstock'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

WHACK!

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Posh Easter Egg

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

'I get that reaction a lot.'

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

Missing Easter Egg

Egg Buggy

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'