Alien Egg Enthusiast Gifts

'One of us has got to get out of here and make a dash for the spaceship.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Save Our Universe

How am I abducting?

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

dog vs UFO...

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"