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'One of us has got to get out of here and make a dash for the spaceship.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Save Our Universe

How am I abducting?

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

dog vs UFO...

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'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"They look like pickles."