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Battery Farms

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

WHACK!

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Posh Easter Egg

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

Egg Buggy

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'